Tom Laughlin

Victory Speech

Why I Won

We did it, you all did it. The pro war parties of this country didnπt want it, but it happened. The people didnπt want the war to continue, the people won. We the people, we the people of this fine country have won. Together, we can get the troops out of Iraq. We will work towards peace in the Middle East. We will work towards an alliance between them and us; you are the people writing the treaty. The plan that I have formulated will get our troops out of Iraq, starting tonight and it is all thanks to you. Clinton and Obama would have stayed in these areas just for the oil lobbyists. If a Republican were elected, then we would have camped in these areas until we were dead. Thanks to all of you fine people; we will start to take these troops out of Iraq the second I walk away from this stage. There is time to sleep when I am dead. The sheriff is back in town and the outlaws are to be S.O.S. I know that it seems like it is impossible to clean up the mess the Bush has made, but you all know, that we have a plan. Plans that will take us out and clean them up. Letπs get the troops home; we can start tonight. I want to put out all of my thanks to you fine people, to the fine people here, and to the fine people of the country of the United States of America. Together, all of will do what we are set out to do. We can do it quick and we can to with well thought out efforts due to the plan that I have already made. The money that we will save yearly from withdrawing from war will go towards our childrenπs educations, towards the future generations of this country, and to the elderly who have lost what they so fairly deserve. Schools will be rebuilt, colleges will be cheap for your kids and kids to come, police stations will be restocked and crime will decline, our elderly, our grandparents will be given more so they can live more comfortably like they should. The troops will be well taken care of and they will only be used when we are aggressed by anther region. I would say that we will be putting large amounts of money towards peace in the world, but my plan calls for the diplomacy that is free of charge. We donπt need missile defense in our country, we donπt need missiles throughout the world, we will come to a disarming of nuclear weapons and we wont have to pay to protect ourselves. Our words are enough to end the violence, we can come to a global community to help each other and we can save our money to solve medical challenges in the world and we can help each other live longer, we shouldnπt try to kill each other. Our children will be entering med school so cheap, it will be as if they are buying a dollars worth of penny candy at the corner store. I know that you all did this, but I can be your voice. Let me know your demands and I will address them the best a person can. I will address all of the issues put in front of my administration. I know that the money we have already saved will help us all. I have to thank you all for doing this; I have to ask you to thank yourself. You did this, not me. I just wanted someone to listen, and you gave me much more than that. You gave me a chance, yourselves a chance, to change the country we live in, the world we live. We need peace in Israel; we need peace throughout all of the Middle East. We need a land shared by those who embrace the values of their religion. It can be done, these people can live in peace and we can help. I want you to run my administration. My administration is to be run for the people, by the people. Donπt be scared to address my administration with any problems that you think our country has. No one is shooting this sheriff, and you are the deputies. I thank you again for this opportunity and hope you know that what you did was worth it. Change is here; and it starts tonight. Thank You