The absolute best Nantucket has to offer comes out at Halloween. We decorate our houses and our steps
for each other. We wear costumes
to the bank, the school, the schools, and the hospital. Free candy is available at every store
and office. At the end of the day,
we dress up the kids and walk them up Main Street. Then we ferry them to friendıs houses, churches, and the
fire station until they finally fall asleep. The high school students race around with eggs and
pumpkins. The bars fill with
costumes and contests and confusion.
First, Halloween is all about trust. You dress your kids up and send them
out after candy only if you trust your neighbors. You disguise yourself as a goblin or Sponge-Bob if you trust
that your customers, clients, and employers will get the joke. You decorate the
front of your house or yard because you trust that the decorations will stay
there. (Although everyone who
carves a pumpkin needs to expect that it may get smashed.) At our best, Nantucketers trust each
other. We may not like one
another, or agree with each other, but we trust that they will do the basic,
decent thing when the time comes.
No Nantucketer is going to fire an employee because she came to work
dressed like a witch.
Dressing in a costume bonds you to your fellow man. A costume says ³I have a sense of humor
about who I am. I am willing to
let you laugh at me. I am willing
to let you see a side of me that is usually hidden because I trust you.² The Chicken Box is filled with secret
fantasies on Halloween Night.
Schmucks are Batman.
Wallflowers join Sex in the City.
The Minister becomes a farmer.
The pacifist pretends to be a soldier. A good costume reveals more than it hides. We trust our neighbors when we reveal
it.
Second, Halloween is about generosity. You have to give out the candy. If you donıt want to give out the
candy, the UNICEF still collects the coins (and needs them). It is a hard-hearted and unwelcome shop
owner downtown who stays open, but wonıt give out candy at Halloween. One of the proudest things to say on
November 1 is that you gave all of your candy away.
Finally, Halloween celebrates individuality and
creativity. I live in a house
where the kidıs costumes had better be at least one notch above store
bought. From the look of the
parade on Main Street, our house was not alone. Fire Trucks, Backhoes, bananas, fairies, trash cans and all
sorts of creative outfits that never appeared on a TV screen. Even the elementary school, with itıs
anti-Halloween ³Black and Gold Day² quirkiness fits. Our Halloween can celebrate people who refuse to celebrate
it.
Ordinary Nantucketers, or Peeps, have much to be afraid of
these days. We are realizing that
our island has spun out of our control and now lies at the mercy of the
plutocrats with $500,000 golf memberships. Were we to truly dress up as the things that scare us, we
have a long list of costumes in the closet: Raskin and Roessel, A Wastewater treatment plant, an H2, A
yacht, a deer tick, ³sources within the school², perma-wave, or giant sandbag. Ghoulies, Ghosties, and Long-Leggedy
Beasties look downright comforting next to those menaces.
Deep in the bowels of the Chamber of Commerce, some dark
hearted wallet freak is dreaming up a marketing campaign for next yearıs
Halloween. Egged on by the
Innkeepers and Restauranteurs, he sees articles in the New York Times, Hartford
Courant, and Boston Globe. Ghost
tours run all weekend. Special
Pumpkin Decorating Contests at the NHA.
Close Main Street all day and get the ³Town Crier² to lead the
kids. Gulfstreams will fly in
Witches and Devils, while Koslowski hosts a party with the Accidentals and Naturals
singing ³The Monster Mash.²
Squash him.
Squash the Wallet Freak. He
has every other holiday and seems to be moving on the snow storms. There has to be a holiday for the
waiters, cleaners, carpenters, tellers, teachers, bartenders, firemen, cops,
and counterhelp. Halloween is for
everyone who can run a register. If the peeps only get one holiday to
themselves, let it be this one. Itıs
that good.